
It finally happened. No, the gaping maw of hell did not open up and swallow all these women, welcoming them back to the fiery climes from which they came. It was something close. Aspiring white woman of leisure Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Maxxinista Morgans finally debuted her local global fashion casual luxury womenswear lifestyle ready-to-wear brand collection assortment sampler. She did this during New York Fashion Week.
Now, notice that I did not say she did this at New York Fashion Week. As Kristen pointed out, Sonja Morgan was not in the tents at Lincoln Center where the most commercial brands engage in the official event known as New York Fashion Week. All of the other shows that happen at the same time happen during New York Fashion Week, as in concurrent to the shows that are a part of the official event. This does not mean that Sonja’s event is any less special. Marc Jacobs doesn’t show in the tents, and neither does Alexander Wang or Joseph Altuzarra or Thom Browne. Actually, it’s kind of not cool to be in Lincoln Center. It’s full of brands that they carry at, you know, Macy’s. Anna Wintour only goes to the tents to support her advertisers. Kanye West wouldn’t be caught dead in a tent, but that’s because of a bad experience he had at Boy Scouts and has nothing to do with Fashion Week.
Anyway, this is just one of those Housewife obfuscations, like when Countess Crackerjacks said that her daughter was going to have a piece in Art Basel but it was really just at some other tent down the street during the same week as Art Basel. Similar, but not the same. It’s like the difference between an actual nude photo of Jake Gyllenhaal and one of those very convincing mock-ups where someone with far too much time on his hands and a bootleg copy of Photoshop who most certainly is not the president of a well-respected institution like the Real Housewives Institute puts Jakeypoo’s head on the body of a porn star so that we can all imagine what it would look like.
Anyway, not everything has to be a fashion show either. As Elie Tahari showed us, some brands — either ones that are smaller or ones that show in another city, like Paris or Milan, but still want a presence in New York — have a presentation. Basically, models just stand there wearing the clothes for about 45 minutes while people mill about and look and take pictures and then go somewhere else where there is free Champagne. This is what Carole, Heather, and Kristen attended to watch Kristen’s nail polish you can buy at Ricky’s spin around on a tropical lazy Susan that looked like it was out of the opening ofThe NeverEnding Story. (Note to self: Remember to refer to Ramona later in the recap as the NeverEnding Sorry.)